31 Coffee Memes for People Who Can’t Function Without Their Daily Fix

You ever wonder how humanity got anything done before coffee? Like, seriously—how do you wake up at the crack of dawn, saddle up your horse, and go build a castle or fight in a war… without caffeine? The answer is both hilarious and a little terrifying: for a good chunk of history, people were just… drunk. All the time.

See, clean water wasn't exactly easy to come by, and nobody understood bacteria yet. But they did notice that people who stuck to beer and wine didn't get as sick as the ones chugging pond water. So, naturally, everyone just drank booze. Morning beer? Totally normal. Wine with breakfast? Standard stuff. People were basically stumbling through life with a permanent buzz, and somehow society still progressed (kind of).

Then coffee and tea came along and changed the game. Boiling water turned out to be a life-saver—literally. Suddenly, you could drink something that didn't give you dysentery or get you tipsy. It was a revelation.

So yeah, next time you're sipping your morning latte, just remember: coffee didn't just fuel productivity—it saved humanity from centuries of low-key day drinking. And honestly? Respect.